Hello dear friends.
As you can see, I didn't reupload all my Soundgasm content here like I planned. Honestly, when I said I'd do it, I didn't realize that there was a limit to the amount of content I'm able to upload here each day π¬ (plus the idea of hitting you cats with 50+ notifications for old content makes me so anxious lmao. Like how annoying would that be?) More importantly, Soundgasm seems to have been sorted out now *knocks on wood* so I feel like the need for it isn't really there anymore... THAT BEING SAID, I did go through all my Patreon Exclusive content and replace the weblinks with actual audio files, so I did part of what I said I would π
ENTYWAY, I want to make it up to you guys. I want to keep making this holiday season special and fun! I'm working on something that I hope will be real eventful. I'm suuuuper excited to tell you cats about it man! I also wanna do something with that Christmas Crewmate Tier I made, even though it's not publicly published and pledge-able yet... So anyway, I hope you cats can forgive me for that oversight. I promise I'll read through the terms of service correctly one of these days πββοΈ
Also, today is my birthday, so like, its basically the best day to forgive me π
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Hello dear friends!
I swear at this point changing up my Patreon Tiers is just a normal ass thing π
Β Lmao sorry about this, but I swear it's for a good reason! You see, many of you have complained about Soundgasm, especially given the most recent problems its been having. I'm not sure how many of you know this, but GWA used to use Β Soundcloud to host audio content before they changed their terms and conditions. After this, one ridiculously generous man designed Soundgasm and pays a monthly fee, FROM HIS OWN POCKET, to allow everyone to upload audios there and host them for everyone else to listen to. What a fucking gentleman man. Anyway, that unfortunately doesn't change the fact that the site is still hugely unreliable π₯΄ So I'm gonna spend the next few hours reuploading the Patreon exclusives from Nov-July since I only started posting the audios directly here after that. TBH I should have done this from the start, but I didn't so ya πββοΈ
There are also few changes to some of the tiers that I'd like to make too:
Bo'sun Beauty ($20 USD)
The changes here are super minor. Going forward, the TWO SPECIAL AUDIOS will be moved to FRIDAYS instead of Mondays. This is honestly just to balance out Patreon releases so that they're not dropping back to back. I'll also be cutting the 2 MINUTE SHORT COMMISSIONS from the tier. I feel like since this is really only for the first month, and only about half of you redeem it, it won't be missed that much lol. INSTEAD, I'll try to do more frequent ramblefaps here, since you cats seem to vibe heavily with them π This won't be an every month thing, but should be more frequent than twice a year like we've been doing. NOTE: Anyone who is in this tier and hasn't redeemed your short commission, you still can. Take your time π₯°
Cabin Cutie ($10 USD)
THE BSP PRIVATE REQUEST BOX IS NO MORE! In the 11 months we've been running this, we've only had 36 submissions. I know that that might sound like quite a bit, but this actually translates to LESS THAN 3% participation π¬ Wild right? Anyway, I'm not mad or anything, but I do think that it would be better to allocate the time that goes into these things somewhere else so that the other 97% of you cats can enjoy! If you want to leave requests for audio ideas, feel free to use the #ideas-and-feedback channel on Discord or this Anonymous Form ( https://forms.gle/PXDdYZDkieaofgCy6 ) I will still be uploading Novembers request winner next week though!
Christmas Crewmates ($2 USD)
Earlier I mentioned the struggle that is Soundgasm. I also keep mentioning how much I love the holidays. SO WE'RE BRINGING BACK THE CREWMATE TIER, but for a limited time and with a twist π Over the next few days, I'll be reuploading all of my free Reddit stuff here so that you won't need to use Soundgasm for my content at all if you don't want to! MY FREE STUFF ON SOUNDGASM WILL STILL BE FREE ON SOUNDGASM. Don't fret friends :Tanner: So don't feel like you have to pledge to this tier at all π
BUT, Β I'll be donating everything from this tier to charity for Christmas!
ENTYWAY, as always friends, I love you cats so fucking much! I'm excited for all the holiday fun and I'm really looking forward to these next few weeks π
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